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Some sex acts sound pretty damn great in theory. They look amazing when performed in porn vids, sound wild when your mate talks about them, and feel like something everyone should try at least once. However, according to real sex workers (you know, the people who\u2019ve seen and done it all?), a few of those \u201cbucket list\u201d moves are way more effort than they\u2019re worth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here\u2019s what some of the most popular London escorts<\/mark><\/strong><\/a> say are the most overrated sex acts\u2026 and why you might be better off skipping them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>1. 69<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s one of the most talked-about (and joked-about) positions in history, which some see as the \u201cwin-win\u201d of oral sex. Except, well\u2026 it\u2019s not always that good in practice..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Several escorts admit that yes, it *does* look sexy, and the sense of being both in control and totally vulnerable is enticing. But the reality? It\u2019s hard to actually relax when half your brain\u2019s trying to focus on sucking or licking, and the other half\u2019s trying to focus on the pleasure you\u2019re receiving. It ends up being more of a coordination test than a turn-on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most say the same thing: take turns. There\u2019s no rush, and you\u2019ll both enjoy it way more when you\u2019re not distracted by trying to give and receive at the same time. One goes down, the other enjoys\u2026 then you switch. It\u2019s simpler and much more enjoyable for both parties involved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>2. Most Kama Sutra Positions<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s a reason porn directors love the Kama Sutra\u2026 it looks incredible on camera. But anyone who\u2019s actually tried those positions in real life knows they\u2019re far more acrobatic than erotic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some escorts admit that half the time, someone\u2019s knee gives out or both people end up laughing halfway through. The novelty wears off the moment one of you realises you\u2019re holding a plank position while trying to stay sexy. It\u2019s not exactly something one would describe as either relaxing or erotic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The truth is, the classics (missionary, doggy, cowgirl) remain popular for a reason: they actually work. Those over-the-top Kama Sutra poses sound exotic on paper, but they\u2019re often more about showing off than pleasure. If you need a diagram, a stretch, and a deep breath before starting, it\u2019s probably not that hot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>3. Shower Sex<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Everyone\u2019s imagined it: hot water running down your soapy bodies, her pushed up against the shower screen while steam fills the room. Sounds hot, right? Well, in reality, the act is often too slippery, too awkward, and a logistical nightmare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Escorts say the fantasy is better than the execution. The positioning is almost always uncomfortable for both parties, and you\u2019ll find that most of your focus is on not slipping over. Even condoms don\u2019t behave\u2026 they slip, shift, and ruin the moment entirely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s not to say it can\u2019t be sexy. Most agree that shower sex works best as foreplay before moving things somewhere safer (and less likely to break a hip). Do the wet bit first, then finish it off in bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>4. Titty Fucking<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

As you might have guessed, this one\u2019s for the guys. It\u2019s a visual feast and great for ego-stroking. Watching your cock slide between a perfect pair of tits is as hot as it gets. But here\u2019s the thing most men forget: it doesn\u2019t actually feel that good for her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Escorts will tell you it\u2019s more of a performance act than a pleasure one. Unless a woman\u2019s chest is particularly sensitive, she\u2019s not getting much out of it\u2026 other than the satisfaction of watching you lose your mind. That doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s a waste of time, though. It\u2019s about eye contact, control, and the power dynamic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still, don\u2019t fool yourself into thinking her moans are from pleasure. They\u2019re part of the show. She\u2019s turning you on\u2026 and that, in itself, can be a massive turn-on for her too. Just\u2026 maybe mix it up with something that gets her off as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>5. Sex on the Beach<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

It sounds like a wet dream come true, but anyone who\u2019s ever tried it will tell you: it\u2019s more irritation than inspiration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sand gets absolutely everywhere. Once it\u2019s in, it\u2019s not coming out anytime soon\u2026 and grinding against it is basically the world\u2019s least sexy exfoliation. Add wind, cold water, and the constant paranoia of getting caught, and suddenly the whole idea feels more like a bad holiday memory than a fantasy come true.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The smart move is to take it somewhere nearby\u2026 a beach hut or even a hotel balcony, if you\u2019re feeling brave. You still get the thrill of being \u201csomewhere you shouldn\u2019t,\u201d just without the sandpapered genitals.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

<\/a>Are You Taking Notes?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s nothing wrong with a bit of fantasy! That\u2019s half the fun of sex, after all. But the best encounters aren\u2019t about doing everything you\u2019ve seen in porn or ticked off a list. They\u2019re about knowing what actually feels good for both people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So next time you\u2019re tempted to suggest something complicated, slippery, or sandy\u2026 maybe think twice. Because if the pros say it\u2019s overrated, chances are, they\u2019ve learned the hard way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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