Tom Wanks

I like to do interesting things, like trying to find a discernable pattern in the way your smoke rises from your cigarette, even though Scientists say it is a fractal and follows the chaos theory. All in all I'm pretty chill, I don't need no drama. I am solely responsible for my parents divorce. My mom got mad when my first word was Dad. I have a bad left knee due to a 7th grade talent show performance of The Backstreet Boys "Quit Playing Games With My Heart". I was a lifeguard one summer and saved this little girl from drowning. Her then pregnant mother named her unborn after me. So somewhere there is a an adolescent girl walking around named Tom Wanks. My mom claims to have had romantic relations with Bob Zimmerman, aka Bob Dylan. My dad says she's lying, and I've always believed him. But my brother Joe does have a slightly larger than normal nose....